My name is Santino and I am an addict.  Sure, I enjoy some catnip from time to time (the kind, the good herb, the wacky weed, etc).  I snort the dry stuff. I would like to try the fresh stuff sometime. Oh yeah. 
But way better than the catnip are these treats. That is what my people call them anyways, treats. 
 They are SO good.  They should not be called treats.  Treats implies that they are rationed out for special occasions and in moderation.  Moderation my ass.  I need them all day and I need a lot of them. My people keep them in a plastic container in the kitchen. So every time anyone gets anywhere near the kitchen, I go into the happy prance and make chirpy noises.  If that doesn't immediately produce a treat (or 2 or 3) then I rub up on the leg and look up adoringly.  That usually does the trick. What is key is to repeat this process when every one of my people gets near the kitchen, since they don't know that the other person just gave me a treat.
They are SO good.  They should not be called treats.  Treats implies that they are rationed out for special occasions and in moderation.  Moderation my ass.  I need them all day and I need a lot of them. My people keep them in a plastic container in the kitchen. So every time anyone gets anywhere near the kitchen, I go into the happy prance and make chirpy noises.  If that doesn't immediately produce a treat (or 2 or 3) then I rub up on the leg and look up adoringly.  That usually does the trick. What is key is to repeat this process when every one of my people gets near the kitchen, since they don't know that the other person just gave me a treat.Some people think that I am handsome, others laugh when they see me, and others think that I look mean.  Whatever.  Here is a photo of me in the bath tub.

Some people think that I look a little bit like an owl, specifically a great horned owl.

Some people think that I look a little bit like a walrus.
I want to show you how I like to position myself on the kitchen floor at anytime when my people are working in the kitchen.  If they are putting dishes away or trying to cook dinner or if they are staggering into the kitchen for their first cup of coffee.  This last situation is especially effective when it is still sort of dark in the house.
 I hear someone in the kitchen, gotta go. It's treat-time.
I hear someone in the kitchen, gotta go. It's treat-time.